If you have been watching the World Series at all, you have seen these Viagra commercials where there is a guy out in the middle of nowhere when something happens. Now what I don't get is what this has to do with Erectile Disfunction and your need to get your junk working when you are driving through a desert. In the Carmaro commercial there is at least a mechanic there, so if that is what he is in to, more power to him. Another one, involves a truck pulling a horse trailer getting stuck in the mud. A little Cleopatraish, but nowadays with the internet, people can get into some weird crap. The one that blows my mind is the boat one. Because when you are sailing out in the middle of the ocean by yourself, you could really use a prolonged appearance from your "first mate".
On top of this gem of brilliance, the commercials are all tinted blue. If you listen to the end of the commercial whne it is giving the warnings, it reminds you that you may experience abnormal vision. (It also mentions that if Mr. Pesky sticks around for more than 4 hours you might have an issue, unless of course you are on a boat by yourself or have a pair of horses handy.) If you don't recall, the abnormal vision is that you see everything tinted blue and can't distinguish between blue and green. Yeah I can't make this up. In fact it is suspect some actor crashed his airplane because of it.
I am guessing we are to believe that these guys are on Viagra, because ... well ... everything is blue. They are out in the middle of nowhere cruising around, very much like that nightmare you had in junior high boy when you were asked to write on the chalkboard in front of class. I am curious "What kind of perverts they are marketing to?", and the more obvious question, "How come there still isn't an over the counter version?".
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Warning!!! Home Depot Scam.....be very careful!!
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This
one caught me by surprise.
Over the past months I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't
be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you
are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you
for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,
26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming
weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~I found cheaper ones
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Found this in an article from www.thesun.co.uk today. I prefer the burkhaberry to the Father Christmas. I mean check out how much arm she is showing. What a slut!
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Now that I work for the web development arm of Prudential Real Estate when we do a code deployment to production, we have to start at 4am. So I get up at 3am shower, brew some coffee, drive to work, log in and wait for the point where I do work. It makes for an early morning, but I get to head out at noon so it works out.
The downside is that I don't function well that early in the morning and it takes about double the normal aobut of caffeination to get me going. Last week I was singing and listening to music loudly because there was noone else here. That I knew about. So today, I am waiting for the devs to do their bit and I get a great idea. I go through the motions of shoring up my plan and buy the domain name. Then it is my turn to do the work I am paid for and I go off and do it. I bet you are wondering what this plan is, well I would tell you if I knew. All I remember is that the domain name is uglycheerleaders.com. The potential for this web site is huge, but I can't put my finger on why.
I have given up on trying to remember what I was thinking, and switched gears to what should I do now. I am open to ideas if you have any.
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